crazily | week 6 - friday night

week 6 - friday night

[ Sure, we've been playing body part scavenger hunt this week, but more importantly, this week does mark something new. With Friday having passed, no one is dead, seemingly as promised. Granted, the food has been less than appealing this week, but. Still. There's still cause for at least a little celebration.

If you're an adult (so far as Break is concerned, which is 18+), you'll be invited to the general store that evening, since why go far from the alcohol? Break could lug it back to his room, but if we're honest, there's way more interesting stuff to mess with when drinking in the general store itself. Drinking and slingshots? How could that ever go wrong?

Break has at least recruited Gilbert and Rhys to help him lug out as many cups and mugs as he could, and all of the spirits available are laid out on the counter. There's nothing to mix with, since we're the Salty Spittoon, not Weenie Hut Jr., duh. You know what this means. ]

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[ Much like the teen slumber party, feel free to use this post as a general mingle! make toplevels, threadjack, you know the drill, etc.! The 18 and under crowd can come hang out, but they won't be allowed to partake in the liquor, how sad. ]

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[Because you know Gilbert's going to end up drinking at some point REGARDLESS OF HIS BEST INTENTIONS... #peer pressure

He's still trying his best to remain functional, though! He hasn't hit the point of no return yet! Except when he's on his way to bring back some fresh cups and mugs for newer arrivals, he ends up tripping over a basket filled with alphabet blocks, dropping the cups and scattering letters fantastically all over the floor.]

HEY—! Hey... What's the big idea, huh? You think you can just-- go around just- tripping up people?!

[Ah, is he arguing with inanimate objects?

He sure is.]

[Wow. This is sad. Someone should help this poor pathetic nerdlord.]

YEAH!! You fight those blocks, Gilbert! Show them who's boss! They should be destroyed for messing with you! [Is she drunk or is she just being a bully the eternal conundrum]

[Thanks for giving him the help he really needs, Undyne.

But now's the best chance to convince him to do something really stupid like fighting alphabet blocks! He picks one up and shakes it...]

I'm - gonna! I'll show that guy! [Then he just CHUCKS IT OVER THE SHELF where it perhaps beans another partygoer or just crashes unceremoniously into a bunch of canned tuna.] Not so tough now, huh?!

[CACKLING SO HARD THAT SHE ACTUALLY FALLS OVER. Please just let Gilbert be drunk all the time. She'll start dosing his coffee with booze if that's what it takes!!]

Nice one! That'll teach that lousy enemy of literacy! You're a real badass, Gilbert!! [She's actually kind of serious? All fighting deserves respect okay.]

[HE'LL BE ABLE TO TELL, UNDYNE!!

...Probably.

Anyway he kind of clenches his fist like he's either considering swinging a punch into the air, or like he's doing some half-assed weird pose of victory. It's A Mystery™.]

I told it - y'see? I warned it! Maybe now... Maybe it won't go tripping people up when they're carrying mugs!

[Speaking of, where did his mugs go?? Spinning around in an abrupt circle because HE MUST FIND THEM.]

You're a hero to all mug carriers everywhere! But you're doing the pose all wrong. You're supposed to spin and then make a fist!

[She gets up on her feet, surprisingly steady for the number of Lithuania's awful shots she's taken, and does a perfect pirouette complete with Sailor Moon fingers and Justice Pointing at the end.]

See, like that! And then you follow up with a cool catchphrase! Like...in the name of justice, I'll strike you down! [it's not copyright infringement if she doesn't use the word moon okay]

[How can she do that. He has trouble even walking in a straight line?!]

Huh— ...Huh? Wai-- Who's - who're we striking down? You're striking me down?

[DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT, UNDYNE!!]

[Well, she hadn't been planning to, but hell yeah.]

Only if you're an enemy of justice! Are you an enemy?! Are you challenging me? Let's go! I'll knock you flat!!

[LET'S FIGHT LET'S FIGHT Gilbert's one of the few people here she hasn't fought yet and who knows when an opportunity will come up again!!]

I'm not an enemy!! You started it first, so you're the enemy! I'm gonna - I'll take you down—!

[WHY IS THIS HAPPENING what in the fuck this is going to be an easyass fight for Undyne though, considering Gilbert's hand-eye coordination is approximately zilch when he's drunk. He might even straight-up crash into the shelf before he makes it to Undyne.]

[Gets hit in the head with an alphabet block.]

[HIS SORRY DRUNK SELF IS GOING TO FEEL REGRET AS SOON AS IT SINKS IN--]

[ Here it is, the moment that Break has personally been waiting for... As soon as Gilbert starts arguing with an inanimate object, Break laughs, but then drifts over towards his weird, drunken protege smoothly. He's not actually going to help him, though. Oh, no. He'll help if he has to, but for now, this is hilarious. ]

Oh... Now be nice to our guests, Gilbert~! Our dearly departed are spelling out a message for us with those, you know!

[ they totally don't but he knows spelling might be an effort for gilbert at the moment ]

A message...?

[Yeah, he sure is having a Struggle right now... He's squinting, but his vision is bleary so this is honestly an exercise in futility?! Though as luck would have it, the H, I and T blocks are close enough to each other to string together, and Gilbert points at them with his fist.]

They can just come out - just fight me themselves! I'll fight 'em first!!

[ @god: thank you for aligning the blocks in the most hilarious way ]

Ahh... Are you sure Gil~bert~? You'll have to fight your way through the leagues of the dead! Are you really up for that?

[HE'S TIRED.

Well, actually he's not very tired now at all but he's gonna be tired when he wakes up in the morning.]

I'll fight a league! I'll fight as many leagues as - as there are-- Every league!

[ and when he wakes up in a box especially ]

Oooh, how heroic~! Now this is the Gilbert that I've been training~.

[ He's definitely super using "ore" after all, and Break is trying not to laugh in his face and ruin this embarrassing display of Gilbert being himself. ]

Oz would be very proud to see this effort, I think. ♥

[ i'm not saying that break is trying to make gilbert cry but ]

[Honestly, yes.

Break is also very strong for not laughing yet and VERY RUDE FOR MENTIONING OZ, because of course just the name alone is enough to make Gilbert pause... Just when you didn't think he could get more embarrassing, a new level of drunk hell is unlocked.]

You - the young master really-- Do you really think that? He'd be proud...?

[HE'S ALREADY TEARING UP.]

[ That is because he's saving up his laughs for this embarrassing moment. You have to savor these kinds of things, you know! In fact, that's even what his expression seems to reflect, and he nods sagely. ]

Why, of course... His loyal servant Gilbert overcoming his nervous personality to fight ghosts? Why, what isn't to admire about that?

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... .... Gilbert?

[ There is a bit of concern in his voice. Not that he'd admit it, but he's watching the other like, what..... ]

Are you feeling alright?

[He'll just STARE OVER AT DHAOS... Actually, it seems like he's staring through Dhaos for a second. His vision is not doing so hot right now, okay.]

...You saying I don't seem like I'm alright?

[ He hesitates. He does not know if Gilbert placing stress on a word like that is a good thing. ]

To clarify, it simply seems you may have over-indulged and thus are likely not feeling well. I do not mean to suggest you are not an 'alright' individual.

[Now he's just PAUSING. And POINTING. Because he's apparently decided to take offense anyway, gosh Dhaos!! Tried so hard and got so far.]

I'll - I'll have you know that Preak would've stopped handing over those drinks if I wasn't alright, alright? Alright.

[1) He sure just mispronounced Break's very easy name and 2) he sure is foolish enough to believe this is true, in his drunken stupor.]

Gilbert, perhaps you should sit down...

[ This is the first time he's been face to face with a drunk human. Why this. ]

[He'll be ashamed and embarrassed later, okay... THE STRUGGLE.

But for now, he's just... going to slowly start to drop to the floor... Not even really sitting, just lowering himself down. AND YET, HE STILL SAYS:]

I don't need to sit! If I sit, I can't fight 'em! [Who.]