week 6 - friday night

[crazily]

[ Sure, we've been playing body part scavenger hunt this week, but more importantly, this week does mark something new. With Friday having passed, no one is dead, seemingly as promised. Granted, the food has been less than appealing this week, but. Still. There's still cause for at least a little celebration.

If you're an adult (so far as Break is concerned, which is 18+), you'll be invited to the general store that evening, since why go far from the alcohol? Break could lug it back to his room, but if we're honest, there's way more interesting stuff to mess with when drinking in the general store itself. Drinking and slingshots? How could that ever go wrong?

Break has at least recruited Gilbert and Rhys to help him lug out as many cups and mugs as he could, and all of the spirits available are laid out on the counter. There's nothing to mix with, since we're the Salty Spittoon, not Weenie Hut Jr., duh. You know what this means. ]

"LMFAO - Shots ft. Lil Jon" (Watch on YouTube)

[ Much like the teen slumber party, feel free to use this post as a general mingle! make toplevels, threadjack, you know the drill, etc.! The 18 and under crowd can come hang out, but they won't be allowed to partake in the liquor, how sad. ]

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break is the worst host

[crazily]

[ So why did Break suggest this, of all people, you may be wondering. Well. As it turns out, it's because Break is one of those assholes that can throw back drinks like a champ and somehow manage to not get drunk. Considering his frame, that might be a bit hard to believe, but after sipping on probably his third glass of hard liquor, he'll come chill with whoever is nearest.

This is most likely a plot to hassle them. How are you holding your liquor? ]

Well, well~. Enjoying our little break, I hope~?

[billarious]

[Bill has gotten pretty shitfaced two drinks in. Apparently this human body does not hold liquor as well as his usual one does, but it's okay. He's not an angry or violent or loud drunk! He's just the kind that laughs at things.

"Things" being "everything" and there may be some alcohol going up his nose as he snorts after Break poses this question to him.]

A pun! You just made a pun out of your own name oh my god!

[Sure you don't want to bother someone a little less giggly than this guy?]

[crazily]

[ That sounds painful, Bill... Are you okay... ]

[ This is not a concern that Break seems to have, though, since he just laughs just as pleasantly in response. He drinks from his cup, but it's with a nod. ]

Why, so it is~. You know, that is something of the point. My name is absolutely excellent for all manner of puns, but most of the time, no one comments. ♥

[dhaosu]

[ Dhaos is the type of guy who is probably not too much fun. He hasn't touched a lick of liquor. ]

Perhaps. The foolishness this week was preferable than what usually goes on by this time.

[ Even if it had been gross. ]

Yourself? You are... drinking, after all.

[crazily]

Oh, I suppose it is... Such a spectacle still fits with our general theme, but at least it's not one of us. So far as we know, at least.

[ He swirls his liquor in his coffee mug (he's classy like that), but then laughs. ]

Why, naturally~! I enjoy drinking, you know. And I can't help but notice that you haven't touched a single drop as a result. You're quite old enough to drink. We won't keep you from our proverbial bar.

finally making this happen, for science(?)

[thebonezone]

[it turns out the skeleton can hold his liquor pretty well. which is. weird?? maybe??? he is a skeleton, where is it going. is he even drinking it. it's not going on the ground, so it can only be assumed he is drinking it.

the most important thing here though is that Break made a pun.]

yeah. you could even say i'm... sansational.

[there's really no point winking at a blind guy. he is doing it anyway.]

[crazily]

[ You know, considering the fact that there's a skeleton talking to him at all, he's learning not to question it, really... Can skeletons drink? Sure, apparently!! But the pun of course gets Break to laugh cheerfully, because yes, excellent taste in humor. ]

Oh, very good~! You know, making a pun out of a name is difficult, but we can both manage to break even. Ahh, but yours is slightly more elegant for puns, I suppose... It seems to fit a bit more naturally into other words, doesn't it~?

[detanimetion]

[Can fish even get drunk? Who knows, but Undyne is certainly making a decent attempt after discovering the wonders or mixing booze with hot coffee. She does give Break an incredibly disgusted stare, but it's hard to tell if it's the alcohol affecting her or...if it's just her being Undyne.]

That better have not been a pun. [Six weeks of sleepovers with Sans is really starting to stretch her tolerance here....]

[crazily]

...Oh! Why, my goodness, I suppose it was! ♥

[ Yet there's a totally innocent tone to his voice that implies that Break knows this full well. He's not quite as bad as Sans, don't worry, but he has to make a joke every once in a while with his dumbass name ok ]

[herbgrace]

[She wouldn't be able to call herself Eastern European if she couldn't hold her liquor. She's not buzzed yet, though it seems like she's trying very hard to head in that direction.]

It's certainly nice to have a relaxing Friday.

[crazily]

At least for once~!

[ Every syllable of that is chimed out lightly, but it's hard to tell if that's because of the alcohol or just Break being his usual weird self. ]

I'm sure we'll be back to normal next week, though~. It's like our new friend said, right? The show must go on.

honestly

[stupidly]

[Gilbert has valiantly avoided any alcohol so far, because he knows what happens. He knows Break knows!! The last thing he wants to do is end up shitfaced in murdertown, okay. He can't even handle it back in the safety of his own home.

So he's still entirely sober and 100% Tired and Done by the time Break comes over, but at the same time...]

...It looks like everyone is enjoying themselves.

[crazily]

[ Break smiles, since he's obviously much more relaxed with Gilbert than anyone else here. His tone isn't quite as full of that light-hearted mocking, but maybe he's just saving that for later... He does know how Gilbert is with alcohol. Could that be part of his reasoning for this?? Quite possibly. ]

Well, naturally~. We have a week off, so everyone is getting a chance to actually relax a little.

[jackhole]

[ okay hello hi, have rhys. rhys is sitting off to the side on the floor with his back against the shelves and a bottle of something that he really shouldn't be drinking straight clutched in his flesh hand.

on the other (robot) hand, he has it lifted and keeps giggling to himself as every once in a while he projects dumb emojis in A BRIGHT BLUE FONT from the holographic light in the palm of his hand.

he does that for a while until something occurs to him and after a bit of concentrating from rhys, two rainbows (in appropriate ROY G. BIV colors) are projected from his hand and rhys lets out a delighted gasp.

another delighted gasp as a certain voice starts playing from his hand and he grins widely while he listens to it before taking another too long drink from his bottle. after the voice stops talking, rhys just looks pleased with himself and mutters in a happy drunk voice: ]

... Hehe. Double rainbow.

[ then he does it again. ]

[herbgrace]

You shouldn't be drinking that straight, you know. [Not that Lithuania is going to stop him, or even seems to actually care. It's just an idle comment.] They're very nice rainbows, by the way.

[jackhole]

[ rhys opens his mouth to reply before shaking his head and taking another drink from his bottle of questionable liqueur.

then he holds up his hand and the rainbow changes: ]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[ chug chug chug ]

[crazily]

[ You know who definitely isn't a good party supervisor? The resident blind grandpa. It sounds like Rhys is still alive, at least, so he'll amble over to take a seat next to Rhys. If Rhys is far gone, Break seems... Not really different from usual. ]

Now you sound like you're having a grand time here~. It's something in your hand, right~?

[ see look he understood your explanation ]

[jackhole]

[ thank you for understanding him, break. rhys is way, way, way too far gone to really concentrate on the bag of cats that is break's everything but he does give a jerky nod. then he remembers the blind thing, so. ]

Uh. [ a hiccup ] Yes! Yeah, yeah. It's Jaaaack. Jack. I've got Handsome Jack's voice in my hand.

[ and then he giggles. ]

[dhaosu]

[ Obligatory comment stating Dhaos will be standing a bit ways from the general mass of people, but watching like a hawk, just in case. If anything, it's obvious he didn't come here for mere drinks. Those are for silly humans (or non-humans) who wish to get unrepentantly shitfaced. ]

...

[herbgrace]

[It's late enough, now, that Lithuania has finally gotten buzzed enough to loosen up. Loosening up, here, involves making several mystery varieties of shots and grinning at the nearest person.]

Want to try your luck?

[Careful, they range from strong to basically 100% alcohol. One of them is ridiculously spicy, one is ridiculously bitter, and one is ridiculously sweet. They're all good, though, if you're into that sort of thing.]

[detanimetion]

What do you mean? Is one of them poison?!

[why does she sound so excited about this]

i gotta

[stupidly]

[Because you know Gilbert's going to end up drinking at some point REGARDLESS OF HIS BEST INTENTIONS... #peer pressure

He's still trying his best to remain functional, though! He hasn't hit the point of no return yet! Except when he's on his way to bring back some fresh cups and mugs for newer arrivals, he ends up tripping over a basket filled with alphabet blocks, dropping the cups and scattering letters fantastically all over the floor.]

HEY—! Hey... What's the big idea, huh? You think you can just-- go around just- tripping up people?!

[Ah, is he arguing with inanimate objects?

He sure is.]

[detanimetion]

[Wow. This is sad. Someone should help this poor pathetic nerdlord.]

YEAH!! You fight those blocks, Gilbert! Show them who's boss! They should be destroyed for messing with you! [Is she drunk or is she just being a bully the eternal conundrum]

[crazily]

[ Here it is, the moment that Break has personally been waiting for... As soon as Gilbert starts arguing with an inanimate object, Break laughs, but then drifts over towards his weird, drunken protege smoothly. He's not actually going to help him, though. Oh, no. He'll help if he has to, but for now, this is hilarious. ]

Oh... Now be nice to our guests, Gilbert~! Our dearly departed are spelling out a message for us with those, you know!

[ they totally don't but he knows spelling might be an effort for gilbert at the moment ]

[dhaosu]

... .... Gilbert?

[ There is a bit of concern in his voice. Not that he'd admit it, but he's watching the other like, what..... ]

Are you feeling alright?