crazily: (how do you know Rob Ford?)
Xerxes "danny devito" Break ([personal profile] crazily) wrote2016-03-22 08:37 pm

week 6 - friday night

[ Sure, we've been playing body part scavenger hunt this week, but more importantly, this week does mark something new. With Friday having passed, no one is dead, seemingly as promised. Granted, the food has been less than appealing this week, but. Still. There's still cause for at least a little celebration.

If you're an adult (so far as Break is concerned, which is 18+), you'll be invited to the general store that evening, since why go far from the alcohol? Break could lug it back to his room, but if we're honest, there's way more interesting stuff to mess with when drinking in the general store itself. Drinking and slingshots? How could that ever go wrong?

Break has at least recruited Gilbert and Rhys to help him lug out as many cups and mugs as he could, and all of the spirits available are laid out on the counter. There's nothing to mix with, since we're the Salty Spittoon, not Weenie Hut Jr., duh. You know what this means. ]




[ Much like the teen slumber party, feel free to use this post as a general mingle! make toplevels, threadjack, you know the drill, etc.! The 18 and under crowd can come hang out, but they won't be allowed to partake in the liquor, how sad. ]
detanimetion: (FUHUHUHU)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-03-23 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
[CACKLING SO HARD THAT SHE ACTUALLY FALLS OVER. Please just let Gilbert be drunk all the time. She'll start dosing his coffee with booze if that's what it takes!!]

Nice one! That'll teach that lousy enemy of literacy! You're a real badass, Gilbert!! [She's actually kind of serious? All fighting deserves respect okay.]
stupidly: (bell peppers and carrots)

[personal profile] stupidly 2016-03-23 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[HE'LL BE ABLE TO TELL, UNDYNE!!

...Probably.

Anyway he kind of clenches his fist like he's either considering swinging a punch into the air, or like he's doing some half-assed weird pose of victory. It's A Mystery™.]


I told it - y'see? I warned it! Maybe now... Maybe it won't go tripping people up when they're carrying mugs!

[Speaking of, where did his mugs go?? Spinning around in an abrupt circle because HE MUST FIND THEM.]
detanimetion: (smug)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-03-23 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
You're a hero to all mug carriers everywhere! But you're doing the pose all wrong. You're supposed to spin and then make a fist!

[She gets up on her feet, surprisingly steady for the number of Lithuania's awful shots she's taken, and does a perfect pirouette complete with Sailor Moon fingers and Justice Pointing at the end.]

See, like that! And then you follow up with a cool catchphrase! Like...in the name of justice, I'll strike you down! [it's not copyright infringement if she doesn't use the word moon okay]
stupidly: (u fuckrs)

[personal profile] stupidly 2016-03-23 06:29 am (UTC)(link)
[How can she do that. He has trouble even walking in a straight line?!]

Huh— ...Huh? Wai-- Who's - who're we striking down? You're striking me down?

[DO YOU WANT TO FIGHT, UNDYNE!!]
detanimetion: (excited)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-03-23 06:44 am (UTC)(link)
[Well, she hadn't been planning to, but hell yeah.]

Only if you're an enemy of justice! Are you an enemy?! Are you challenging me? Let's go! I'll knock you flat!!

[LET'S FIGHT LET'S FIGHT Gilbert's one of the few people here she hasn't fought yet and who knows when an opportunity will come up again!!]
stupidly: (bell peppers and carrots)

[personal profile] stupidly 2016-03-23 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not an enemy!! You started it first, so you're the enemy! I'm gonna - I'll take you down—!

[WHY IS THIS HAPPENING what in the fuck this is going to be an easyass fight for Undyne though, considering Gilbert's hand-eye coordination is approximately zilch when he's drunk. He might even straight-up crash into the shelf before he makes it to Undyne.]