[Undyne would normally feel a little bad about this since she keeps dropping Break and shattering his old man body for some reason, but...nah. Not this time!! As far as she sees it, babysitting Break in the shower is an extremely reasonable and pragmatic move to make, and it all would have worked out perfectly if Clover hadn't suddenly had a spasmodic fit on her shoulders.
He's not even that good-looking, she has no idea why Clover would be freaking out so much.
Nonetheless, she'll just carefully extract herself from the pale old ball of rage and glance at Gilbert uncertainly.]
Uh...should we put him back to bed again? He seems to be pretty mad for some reason. [FOR...SOME...REASON.....]
[UNDYNE PLEASE... PLEASE... Break is old and frail?? Listen to him, he can't even yell without running out of breath!!]
Er— [Good question, though. He looks uncertainly at Break in turn, since he's not really sure he wants to pick up a naked angry old man.]
...Well, he might have sprained something in that fall, so it would probably be better than letting him try to finish showering. I don't think he could get the curtain rod back up, anyway...
[Clearly magic maintenance will have to fix it instead!! But anyway, before anything, he'll just.
Go over to pick up a towel so he can drop it on Break.
Three people have seen your dingle dongle Break no one else wants to, please cover up in case more ghosts decide to join the party since they're apparently just attracted to chaos.]
[ Break has been rather focused on other things in this stupid encounter, such calming down his heart after the shock of what a menace ghosts are or the pain he's feeling in... more than a few places. As such, he had neglected to consider one part of this truly terrible scenario. However, when Gilbert drops a towel on him, it suddenly clicks.
He definitely had more yelling in mind, since there's a lot to yell at them about, but that's all quickly lost, for better or for worse. Break bows his head as his face turns scarlet, and his shoulders absolutely shake with both embarrassment and rage. In fact, the anger might be a part of those of the red in his face too.
But rather than say anything coherent, Break just screams. Literally just yells, because goddamn fucking ghosts fucking shit up.
Just give him a second. xerxesbreak.exe has crashed and must reboot ]
[She...really doesn't have enough energy left to reliably carry Break anywhere, unfortunately. She's just about to swallow her pride and admit that when Break suddenly starts screaming like a crazy person.
Undyne actually takes several steps back. Good job Break, you have done what no one else has ever accomplished with your angry old man yelling and made her retreat.]
Uh...does Break have severe self-esteem issues with how he looks or something? Because I think we broke him.
[NO THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT SHE WANTED TO DO??? How does she deal with broken humans, she has no idea. She'll just cautiously reach out a hand and gently pat Break on the head several times like a puppy.
There there, Break. You're the exact opposite of her type and she has no idea who would be attracted to you other than Gilbert, but you're probably not completely hideous by human standards? Pat pat.]
[MEANWHILE, GILBERT JUST STANDS THERE looking like he's taken a step into hell. Clover is gone, Undyne is retreating, Break is having a waterbedlam moment, there are still bits of plaster crumbling from the walls, the entire cabinet is on the floor--
He may be a king babysitter, but he's Tired, okay. HIS GHOST HANDS CAN'T HOLD THIS MUCH WEIGHT.]
I... think maybe it would just be better if we let him clean up and get dressed on his own, first. We can check on him after he's done...
[A murder has occurred today. The murder of Break's tiny dignities.]
[ The water bedlam doesn't last too long, at least. It's just a few seconds before he stops, if only because he starts coughing, but luckily there's no blood. This time. He just got so angry that he forgot to breathe. But at least when the coughing dies down, he grabs the edge of the tub and starts to pull himself up. ]
Just get out. I can't make you, but for gods' sake, just listen for once and leave me alone!
[HEY CLOVER'S BACK, phasing through the front door with one groaning, dramatic] ohhhhhhhmmmyyyyyygoooooooooooodddddddddddddddddddd [to announce her arrival. Sup, guys.
She doesn't go back in the bathroom, she's just gonna scream from where she's standing.] Is he okay?! [WHAT (else) DID YOU GUYS DO]
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He's not even that good-looking, she has no idea why Clover would be freaking out so much.
Nonetheless, she'll just carefully extract herself from the pale old ball of rage and glance at Gilbert uncertainly.]
Uh...should we put him back to bed again? He seems to be pretty mad for some reason. [FOR...SOME...REASON.....]
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Er— [Good question, though. He looks uncertainly at Break in turn, since he's not really sure he wants to pick up a naked angry old man.]
...Well, he might have sprained something in that fall, so it would probably be better than letting him try to finish showering. I don't think he could get the curtain rod back up, anyway...
[Clearly magic maintenance will have to fix it instead!! But anyway, before anything, he'll just.
Go over to pick up a towel so he can drop it on Break.
Three people have seen your dingle dongle Break no one else wants to, please cover up in case more ghosts decide to join the party since they're apparently just attracted to chaos.]
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He definitely had more yelling in mind, since there's a lot to yell at them about, but that's all quickly lost, for better or for worse. Break bows his head as his face turns scarlet, and his shoulders absolutely shake with both embarrassment and rage. In fact, the anger might be a part of those of the red in his face too.
But rather than say anything coherent, Break just screams. Literally just yells, because goddamn fucking ghosts fucking shit up.
Just give him a second. xerxesbreak.exe has crashed and must reboot ]
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Undyne actually takes several steps back. Good job Break, you have done what no one else has ever accomplished with your angry old man yelling and made her retreat.]
Uh...does Break have severe self-esteem issues with how he looks or something? Because I think we broke him.
[NO THIS IS THE OPPOSITE OF WHAT SHE WANTED TO DO??? How does she deal with broken humans, she has no idea. She'll just cautiously reach out a hand and gently pat Break on the head several times like a puppy.
There there, Break. You're the exact opposite of her type and she has no idea who would be attracted to you other than Gilbert, but you're probably not completely hideous by human standards? Pat pat.]
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He may be a king babysitter, but he's Tired, okay. HIS GHOST HANDS CAN'T HOLD THIS MUCH WEIGHT.]
I... think maybe it would just be better if we let him clean up and get dressed on his own, first. We can check on him after he's done...
[A murder has occurred today. The murder of Break's tiny dignities.]
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Just get out. I can't make you, but for gods' sake, just listen for once and leave me alone!
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She doesn't go back in the bathroom, she's just gonna scream from where she's standing.] Is he okay?! [WHAT (else) DID YOU GUYS DO]