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Xerxes "danny devito" Break ([personal profile] crazily) wrote2016-04-04 10:19 am

week 8 - monday at some point

[ So after Undyne leaves him to his manpain with a punch, it seems that Break at least considered why he got that punch. It's probably more than Undyne expects, but still, Break will be tracking her down on Monday. It's presumably after the motives, but Team Pride is too proud to murder, so it's totally fine... ]

Undyne?

[ Once Break actually has her attention, he doesn't actually pause awkwardly like he would normally tend to. It seems sincere. ]

I owe you an apology.
detanimetion: (considering)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-04 03:47 pm (UTC)(link)
[Not only is she not expecting it, she has no idea what he's talking about. Break just gets a completely blank stare from her.]

Huh? For what? Did you burn down the kitchen? [Clearly this is the biggest thing anyone should be sorry for HOW DARE SOMEONE INTRUDE ON HER JOB]
detanimetion: (embarrassed smile)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-04 04:30 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah huffy Break is way better than sincere Break any day of the week, it's far less confusing for her!!]

Wait, you're apologizing for that? [She scratches her cheek, sounding a little embarrassed.] I mean...thanks and all, but that was ages ago! Anyway, I hit you, so we're totally even. Just try not to be such a jerk next time you wanna accuse me of murder!

[undyne it was literally yesterday]
Edited 2016-04-04 16:30 (UTC)
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[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-04 05:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Same thing! [Look, she's a fish, how good do you expect her memory to be!! She only holds massive grudges when it comes to FRIEND KILLING and BETRAYAL, which is why she's never gonna let go of this petty grudgewank against Vegeta tbh.]

Well, sure? I mean I get why you acted that way and all. If it'd been Papyrus or Sans who'd been killed, I wouldn't have trusted anyone on the suspect list either. I was just mad that you were so convinced it was me thanks to some dumb stuff about the weapon that you weren't looking at anyone else, even though I have way more pride than to commit a cowardly murder like that! If the killer had gotten away thanks to you wasting a ton of time trying to figure out how it had to have been me, I would have given you a hell lot more than just a single punch!

[Then she shrugs.] But she didn't, so it all worked out. As far as I see it, there's nothing to forgive. Anyway, action speak louder than words! People can say sorry all they want and not mean it, but a punch wipes the whole slate clean! [apologies are for people too weak to be in team pride okay]
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[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-04 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
[Yeah, that definitely gets her to perk up. HOPEFULLY NEITHER OF THEM HAVE IMMUNITY THIS WEEK...if they do we'll just say Undyne either forgot about hers again or doesn't give a shit that Break's immune it works for her either way.]

That sounds great! I really need to fight someone after this week. You better not hold back just because you still feel guilty though!
detanimetion: (smug)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-05 04:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[and then the motive went up and it turns out this is all just undyne's plan to murder break on the roof]

It's a deal! Then I won't hold anything back either!

[no he should probably tell her to hold back a little, otherwise he's gonna wind up as a pincushion]
detanimetion: (excited)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-07 05:12 am (UTC)(link)
Weenie! A little stab wound and broken bone's never hurt anyone before! [this is logical and makes sense okay]

But fine, if you're gonna be a party pooper on this. Where should we spar? Right here? On the roof? [WHY ARE THESE THE ONLY TWO OPTIONS...]
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[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-07 05:36 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe, but it toughens you up! Once you're used to the pain, you can just ignore it! [honestly this might explain how she lost her eye, i'm not saying she stabbed it out herself but i'm not not saying that either]

Hmm...that's a good idea! I think I saw a lake when I was up on the roof, but I haven't gotten to check it out yet either.
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[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-08 06:13 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, I'd back up what happened for you! It might even get you off the hook, since it'd be pretty tough to murder someone with a broken leg. Maybe we should just break everyone's legs so they can't kill anyone anymore and we don't need to keep having these stupid trials! [She's joking??? Yeah, she's joking. Probably.]

What's so stereotypical about it? Plenty of important battles in human history have taken place by a lake! Almost as many as on top of a mountain during a full moon.