week 5 - thursday night slumber party

[crazily]

[ So here they are, the three shady stooges... Break has been dutifully working on a Hyperion Yellow (tm) scarf for Rhys, but he's actually almost done by this point. And so he's also getting a bit bored. Maybe they just need something to break up the night, because knowing these three idiots, they've probably been like sitting quietly in different corners trying to not acknowledge that they're having a slumber party. ]

Ehh... It's not even that late yet, is it~? Thursdays are really the worst.

[ Because, like, murder, but also because they're so long? Like Break doesn't sleep much anyways, but sleeping on Thursdays nights is even harder. He'll ask Gilbert to write down his knitting numbers for him, but then moves to sit crosslegged on the bed like he's not a middle-aged man... ]

I need to take a break from knitting, so~. What should we do~?

Comments

[stupidly]

[The old men have lived long enough to see a lot of shit... Except most of the shit Gilbert has seen has been directly because of Break. THANKS, BREAK.]

If she had powers like that, it would be on the profile, wouldn't it?

[He's looking over in Rhys's direction at the sound of the eyeball whirring...]

But if it's agility, Break still has the edge, I think.

[crazily]

[ Break has at least learned that when Rhys does on a tangent that he doesn't understand, he's really never going to. So. He just moves on smoothly and holds up a finger idly as if that helps make his point. ]

Two things. One, her reach is predictable. Her spears are [ insert a measurement of Undyne's spear here that's weirdly accurate for a blind guy ] long, so anything shorter than that and she'll have difficulty defending. The distance of the spear and the versatility of the two ends is the advantage that it has. Eliminating both is the goal.

[ He raises another finger ]

Second, she's honorable. As nice as such a thing is in theory, in a fight to the death, it's a weakness. If she doesn't perceive it as a death match, then her guard will be down. That's all that's necessary. Regardless of what she is, she has a head. I would say that cutting it off is a guarantee for success.

[ stop break ]