crazily: it was only a sits (started out with a sits)
Xerxes "danny devito" Break ([personal profile] crazily) wrote2016-04-10 06:04 pm

ghost friends

break made friends and is alarmed about it: a saga
detanimetion: (ANIME IS REAL RIGHT)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-12 02:22 am (UTC)(link)
[Break what the fuck are you doing.

Undyne spends a good amount of time screaming those exact words at him because...look, she likes Break. She even trusts Break to have their best interests at heart! (Or Gilbert's best interests anyway.) And as a member of Team Pride, she is naturally biased towards assuming he knows what he's doing because come on, everyone on Pride is a badass motherfucker that's the very definition of Pride.

But that doesn't mean she ever gave him permission to steal her stuff. UGH WAS BREAK ACTUALLY A PERVERT ALL THIS TIME DOES HE GET OFF ON STEALING DEAD PEOPLE'S CLOTHES!!!

When all of her screaming clearly fails, she follows him into the basement so she can pick up a small can of food and chuck it at his head. She wants an explanation, jerk.]
detanimetion: (angry smile)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-12 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
[Wait...had Break been holding back when they sparred? Wow, she's so offended right now. Even though she just got done showing off how badly she probably would have beaten his ass if she'd fought seriously too, she's still offended.

But that expression and his words get her to pause in confusion. She looks over her shoulder, then back at Break. Does he...think he's talking to her? It doesn't really make any sense if so, since it's not like he's ever really needed to challenge her to get her to fight him. In that case, who does he think he's talking to? Has he been challenging one of the sins behind her back? HAS HE BEEN DEPRIVING HER OF ANOTHER SHOUNEN BATTLE GODDAMMIT BREAK HOW DARE YOU HOW DARE YOU

No, okay, she should calm down and actually prove who she is first before grandpa has a heart attack and dies before getting the chance to explain what the fuck is going on. Break can't see shit, which means trying to write her name out won't work, so the best way to get him to figure out it's her is clearly...

She puts one incorporeal hand on his back and another at his knees. Then, summoning all the ghostly energy she has, she proceeds to hoist him up straight into a rather familiar princess carry.

...and then he immediately falls through her arms right onto the floor, because she's still not used to this whole ghostly shit yet. Hmm. She's going to have work on strengthening her ghost muscles if she wants to enact her plan to bully Break by invisibly princess carrying him all over town.]
Edited 2016-04-12 02:56 (UTC)
detanimetion: (anime is not real)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-12 03:33 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'S SUPER FUN OKAY GOD BREAK LOOSEN UP

But whoops, she actually feels pretty bad about this. She really hadn't meant to drop Break or injure him or cause him to freak out so much, she just didn't realize how weak she is as a ghost now. Should she...try to go get bandages or something? How do humans deal with this sort of crap. Eh whatever, he's Team Pride, she's sure he'll be fine - and also he was acting really suspiciously, so he totally deserves it. If she tells herself this long enough, it will become true. This is the healthiest way to deal with guilt!!

But then he says her name and she realizes that she needs some other way to communicate with him. She probably shouldn't try carrying him again, and she doesn't even know if she has enough energy left to do so, so instead she heads to where he dropped her armor and flicks her finger against it to make a pinging noise.

Hopefully, he can interpret both the message of 'yes' and also 'what the fuck are you doing with my armor you jerk' from that.]
detanimetion: (disgusted)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-12 03:49 am (UTC)(link)
[Well she'll actually listen for now since she doesn't want to risk dropping him again and shattering all the remaining bones he has left, but once she figures out how to carry him around for more than a few seconds, you better watch your ass Break.

She rolls her eyes and pings the armor a few more times, even giving it a few kicks out of irritation. Which roughly translates to 'who the fuck would I even tell I'm a ghost you moron', 'don't get cranky with me I'm stuck here with Vegeta my life is definitely worse', and 'START EXPLAINING WHAT YOU'RE DOING BREAK OR I'M GOING TO START CHUCKING ACTUAL ARMOR AT YOUR HEAD'.

These are definitely incredibly clear messages that she absolutely expects him to understand immediately. Especially the last one.]
fourleafcleaver: (everybody's got a limit all right)

[personal profile] fourleafcleaver 2016-04-12 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
[let's just establish for the record that Clover is sitting on Undyne's shoulders as all of this is happening, because of course she is. why wouldn't she be. now that vital human functions are no longer necessary she has no reason to not be on undyne's shoulders ever again.

More specifically, she's sulking on Undyne's shoulders, because everything sucks, but...curiosity might be the one thing that takes precedence over misery, especially with her bookmark involved. Here she had thought he was grabbing it to keep it safe! Nope. It's stupid of her to be worried about, of all things, a paper scrap when she's literally dead, but—it's her brother's. She told the most important person in the world to her that the bookmark and everything it meant were supposed to be his. Maybe it's just something tangible to focus all her anxieties on.

But also and probably more importantly: what the fuck is Break doing.
]

Wave the bookmark in his face or something. [It's gonna be great when her voice isn't super hoarse again. Someday.] So he knows I'm here. ["TELL HIM HI FOR ME"]
detanimetion: (considering)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-12 07:15 am (UTC)(link)
[Oh. Well then. It's not exactly an easy thing Break's asking of her here. Undyne doesn't trust easily, especially not when it comes to humans, but when she does she goes all in - and while she likes Break and considers him a friend, he's never exactly hidden that side of him that schemes and deceives. He reminds her of Sans in a way, at least the Sans that she's gotten to know better now; friendly enough, willing to do anything for the people they love, but there's an insurmountable wall there behind which they hide their true thoughts and feelings. For someone like Undyne, who's upfront about everything all the time, it's a hard thing to ignore.

And then there's also the difference between trusting Break and trusting that Break knows what he's doing. She does believe that he has Gilbert's - and by extension, the rest of the graveyard's - best interests in mind, but that doesn't exactly translate to an actual working plan. The guy's smart, but she still hasn't forgotten that whole trial where he suspected her of killing Gilbert and Alisha nearly the whole time - as far as she's concerned, he doesn't exactly have great instincts about people. Gilbert's already told her a little about what Break's been up to, and she has her own suspicions about who he's been in contact with - and if she's right, then following their orders may be the stupidest thing Break's ever done as far as she's concerned, even if he really does think it's for the greater good.

But in the end...what other choice does she have? From her current position, she can't really seem to do much of anything, while Break clearly knows a lot more about what's going on than she does. As much as it irritates her that he's asking for her trust when clearly he never trusted her enough to hint that he might have a plan, even though he knew she was just as desperate and willing to bring down this game as he was, the fact that she hasn't even once considered in all this that he might be working for the other side already answers the question for her. And there's something about that tone of voice he's using that gives her hope and makes her think that maybe he's actually being more sincere with her now than she's ever seen before.

She eventually sighs, shaking her head.]
Goddammit, I hope you know what you're doing, Break.

[And she goes to pick up the bookmark, waving it in front of his face with one hand while she ruffles his hair affectionately with the other as the answer to his request.]
fourleafcleaver: (pushed me to fight)

[personal profile] fourleafcleaver 2016-04-13 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
[Frankly, Clover's got absolutely no idea what's going on. She has never had less of a clue about a situation in her life (or...death, as it were), and nothing anyone here is saying or doing is helping that at all, but there's exactly one thing that takes priority over curiosity for her.]

Comin' down. [More mindful of not choking Undyne than she is of not falling, Clover clambers her way off of Undyne's shoulders to just sort of koala-cling to her back instead, since she's never making actual contact with the floor ever again. Undyne's shoulders are an excellent forever home but now that she's a little less high up, she can reach out and put her hand on Break's shoulder.

She'd like it to be reassuring, or a promise that she trusts him and she won't say anything, or something—it's probably something. But, as far as she's concerned, he's her friend.
]

I've got faith in him. [He's her friend, and that's enough.]
detanimetion: (serious)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-13 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
[The concern in Break's voice actually gets her attention, enough so that she puts Clover's bookmark down as carefully as she can even though she has no idea what's so important about these items. More worrying than that though is...]

What the hell does he mean by what little life I have left? [Look, she's all for putting your life on the line for a good cause, as her current situation can obviously attest to. But Break doesn't sound like he's just risking his life, he sounds like he's actually resigned to dying, and that she isn't okay with.] You have to fight for yourself too, Break! [UGH someone save her from mysterious smiley secretly depressed bullshitters who have no sense of self-preservation

Clover's gesture gets her to stop short though. Suddenly, she feels small and ashamed - if Clover can so quickly and readily declare her faith in Break simply out of friendship, it would be incredibly unfair for Undyne to not do the same. She's still worried about him - whatever it is he's doing, it's easy to tell from his behavior that no one should be carrying that sort of burden alone. But if it's enough for Clover to have faith, then it's enough for her.

She maneuvers around Break carefully, making sure she's in a position where Clover's hand can remain on his shoulder while she slowly lifts his arm up and folds his fingers into a loose fist. Then she bumps it with her own.]


Team Pride's gotta stick together, right? I've got your back.
fourleafcleaver: (maybe if i knew all of them well)

[personal profile] fourleafcleaver 2016-04-13 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
[What little life I have left—he'd mentioned to her that he was ill once, and Clover figures that must be it, but it feels weird to offer Undyne the little context she's got with Break standing right there. M...maybe later they can have more lessons on crappy human biology......

Not that it's a question, but he still gets an answer in the form of a light squeeze before she takes her hand back and better secures her koala clinging.
] Took you long enough. [But she's smiling, too, soft and slight but at least much better than the moping she's been doing all evening. Maybe the real shit we're looting from dead people is the friends we made along the way.]

Troublesome's all I do. [She's tempted to punch his shoulder for being Old about feelings since she, unlike some people, can use punches as a form of affection without destroying them, but she's already gotten into, like, five ghost fights today; she should probably make at least half an attempt to conserve her energy. But she does reach out again to tap his shoulder twice, ready for question answering.

She writhes a little so she can peer up at Undyne.
] We should take turns answering, so we don't get too tired.
detanimetion: (angry smile)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-13 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Who are you calling a kid?! [UGH BREAK JUST BECAUSE SHE RECKLESSLY THROWS HERSELF INTO IMPOSSIBLE SHOUNEN FIGHTS SHE CAN'T WIN DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN GRANDPA HER!! Break gets an irritated smack to the shoulder for that, because this is a fantastic and incredibly necessary use of her ghost energy - though she does still feel kind of bad about the whole dropping him and breaking his ass thing, so she keeps it light.]

Good plan. You wanna go first then? [She says after she's already wasted energy kicking an old man when he's down....]
fourleafcleaver: (did my invitations disappear)

[personal profile] fourleafcleaver 2016-04-14 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
[a girl runs off first thing in the morning on murder day all on her own well away from everyone else before anyone finds a body and still manages to be less dumb enough than all the other ghosts to get "okay"]

That's for you, so guess not. [Even though she's mmmmostly sure she knows the answer, but Undyne's full of surprises. Clover's never allowed to be completely sure of anything ever again.]
detanimetion: (cold rage)

[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-14 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
[IT'S NOT USELESS Break definitely needs the sense smacked into him from time to time, and Undyne will gladly dedicate her ghost energy to take up this cause!!

But wow, what a terrible question to start on if he wanted her to conserve her strength. She taps his right shoulder once, and then proceeds to grip it tightly and lower her head so she can speak directly into his ear.]


I know you probably can't hear me, but I'm gonna say this out loud anyway because maybe your heart can pick up what your ears can't. I have no idea what you're doing here, but if you see either of those cowardly cheating despicable disgraces again, tell them that the next time I see them, I'm gonna finish the job.

Actually, you can take Satan, I don't need to waste my energy on someone I already know I can beat. But Lucifer is mine. I'll make her regret ever even thinking about associating her name with Pride when she clearly has none herself!

[And then she lets go. This too was also an incredibly necessary use of her ghost energy.]
fourleafcleaver: (to make it all feel better)

[personal profile] fourleafcleaver 2016-04-14 04:42 am (UTC)(link)
[Undyne's a person with priorities. At least the pink koala child hanging onto her thinks she's cool, anyway.]

You're gonna kick their asses the second they're stupid enough to mess with you again. [Some peanut gallery commentary from the person present who can actually hear Undyne's shounen intensity, and if she looks she'll see that Clover's expression is full of admiration.

In the meantime, she reaches out and taps Break's left shoulder firmly, but with significantly less shounen determination.
]
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[personal profile] detanimetion 2016-04-14 06:21 am (UTC)(link)
[CLOVER'S OPINION IS ALL THAT MATTERS shut up Break]

That's not a victory at all! Enemies of justice need to be struck down! Especially the filthy lying cheating backstabbing ones with no honor! [YOU CAN'T TELL HER WHO SHE CAN'T FIGHT BREAK!! She'll fight them even if it means ruining all his plans and sending the entire town plunging into Bad End her grudgewank knows no bounds

Honestly, it's a good thing Clover decided to interrupt by answering Break's actual question, because she was about two seconds away from severely confusing him by smacking his right shoulder for no it's not enough and no she's not going to listen to his stupid weenie advice.]
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fourleafcleaver: (did my invitations disappear)

[personal profile] fourleafcleaver 2016-04-15 10:02 pm (UTC)(link)
It's totally a start, though. [Like she'd ever even want to reign in Undyne's shounen. The occasional interruption to it is a happy medium for all involved, though!

Clover glances up at Undyne, expectant.
] Well, I've only seen the dead girls. [But again she's never allowed to be sure of anything ever again.]

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